[Verse] F# Bbm D#m D#m7 - B B G#m G#m

        F# Bbm D#m D#m7 - B E D#m D#m7 - (B E D#m B/B B/B)

I read the news today  - Oh boy

About a lucky man      - Who made the grade

And though the news    - Was rather sad

Well, I just had to laugh - … - I saw the photograph

… - He blew his mind out  - In a car

    He didn't notice   - That the lights had changed

A crowd of people      - Stood and stared

They'd seen his face before - Nobody was really sure

If he was from the House of Lords    ╔═════════════╗

I saw a film today     - Oh boy      ║   A Day in  ║

The English Army - Had just won the war  the Life  ║

A crowd of people      - Turned away ║ The Beatles ║

But I just had to look - Having read the book ═════╝

[Glissando] B B - (F F# G# Bb - B C C# D# x3) - D# D# D#

I'd love to - Turn you on

                                          [Middle 8]

Woke up, fell out of bed          D# D#  D# C#  -  C#

Dragged a comb across my head     D# Bb7 D# Bb7 - (Bb7/…)

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

And looking up, I noticed I was late (uh x4)

Found my coat and grabbed my hat             [Intro]

Made the bus in seconds flat             F# Bbm D#m D#m7

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke    B B  B  B

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

                                         [Interlude]

B B F# F# - C# C# G# G# - D# D# B B - F# F# C# C# - G# G# D# C#>B

Ah - Aaah - Aaah - Aaah - Ah - Ah - Aah - Aaah - Aah

I read the news today - Oh boy           [Verse] (B)

Four thousand holes   - In Blackburn, Lancashire

And though the holes  - Were rather small

They had to count them all

Now they know how many holes

It takes to fill the Albert hall         [Glissando]